APHRODISIACS

Aphrodisiacs (Kayan Mata) - Contrary to popular belief, we women are not the only ones that use aphrodisiacs, our Sextners (sex partners) also use them. (I bet you guys thought we didn't know huh). There is no shame in the use of these stuff on both sides, everyone needs a boast now and again, some more than others. It has already become a part of our everyday life and it's quiet essential because it's not every time your sextner is revving to go right at the time you are. We all wish sex came with a "push to start" button but alas. So for now, we will manage with what we have got. 

There are different kinds of aphrodisiacs for different purposes. And there is no guarantee that what works for Maryam will work for Nafisa or Wasila etc, same with you guys. So you can try out different ones and find which one suits you. I will name a few popular ones here and give a brief description. (This is the women version)

GUMBA- sticky sweet and chewy in the mouth, sticky sweet and silky in the pleasure pit. This traditional concoction is made up of tiger nuts (Aya), dabino (dates) and a few other secret ingredients. Idea for the woman that needs a little help in lubricating the pleasure pit. It makes taking in all that manliness a lot easier and more enjoyable. Ideally it is taken at least 30 minutes before the humping begins, to allow your juices to sweeten up. Can be taken as is or mixed with milk or yogurt. (Guys, start investing in dairy products, thank me later)

TSIMI- this is a very concentrated infusion of various fruits and herbs that have been known for centuries to help women in the bedroom department. I won't tell what it's made of however, come on if I do I will be putting a lot of hard working women out of business. It's also generally used for lubrication but some really "special" and "exclusive" ones are guaranteed (tried and trusted) to turn even the most frigid of women into a wilding in the sheets. Think of it as a natural energy drink, Red Bull has nothing on this my good people.

SABULUN MATA- literally translates into women's soap. As the name implies, it's a soap used for tightening the pleasure pit. Ladies, let's be honest, after a 1 or two trips to the labour room a tune up and a little tightening is required for most of us, the old pit just don't cuddle that dick like it used to. Don't fret, SABULUN mata is here for you. Not only for mothers, it's also for the pleasure pot that has seen a bit of mileage and your check engine lights are flashing. Use this to wash down south once or twice a day and see the results, you may look 30 something ish, but down south, sweet and tight 16.

DUTSEN BALA'I- black stone. Hmmmn ................................... Had to take a breather cuz just thinking about this stone takes me on a trip. Now listen up ladies, I ain't gonna say nothing about this stone here, we can't let the guys know all our secrets can we?  Ask around, this stone literally sells itself. Trust me. HINT, ask female aunties, cousins, sisters and friends that just came back from Hajj. I won't say any more on this topic.